Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
I think it’s safe to say that I’m not so great at this vampire thing.
Amy Raudenfeld In Every Episode:
Season One, Episode One: Pilot.
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
hitmen only hit who they’re paid to hit, rapists will rape anyone they want to. I would much rather be around a hitman than a rapist.
i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay
today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.